Kelvin McKenzie MP

Could it be that the possible arrival of McKenzie, supposedly with the backing of that nice Mr Murdoch is just a ploy to force Labour to field a candidate? Stranger things have happened.

It would be awfully funny if

It would be awfully funny if he won!

The stupid idiot wouldn't know what to do !

Kelvin would immediately

Kelvin would immediately resign as Mr Murdoch is too busy to keep telling him what to do!