Big Brother, Little Hitler

As life gets more surreal, we find that Endemol, purveyors of Big Brother were thinking of inviting David Irving into the New Year's Celebrity Big Brother. Of course they're now claiming that it wasn't a serious idea, but it was serious enough for them to meet him for an hour and a half.

We await Irving's learned tome on how Big Brother is a hoax and never happened.

However, it could easily be that he was turned down because they couldn't find anyone who would want to be in the same house as him, apart from Jade Goody and Danielle Lloyd of course.

But then it would be Huis Clos