Tony Gets A Gong
Posted January 6th, 2009 by quarsan
As Bush packs his bag and heads to the barren wastes of rural Texas, he hasn't forgotten Tony, with a cry of "Here Boy! Fetch" he tosses a the equivalent of a good boy biscuit to his faithful companion.
Tony still hasn't got the balls to collect his Congressional Gold Medal of Honour for services to the President's rectal hygene yet. To the bafflement of many, he hasn't had the time to collect it. The latest excuse is that he hasn't actually designed the medal yet.
So what image should Tony put on his hard earned gong? David Kelly? Abu Ghraib? Gitmo?
How about a confused looking searcher for WMD.
I picture of him kissing
I picture of him kissing Bush's rectum.
Don't forget - Bush has
Don't forget - Bush has abandoned the prop ranch and bought a house in Dallas (in a previously whites-only neighborhood). Oh - and we taxpayers are paying for a big-ass gate to protect him. Just where I want my tax dollars to go.
According to the latest
According to the latest Private Eye, the design Tony submitted was deemed far too crass and amateurish to be considered, so it was sent back for him to try coming up with something more appropriate.
Scarke did a wicked one many
Scarke did a wicked one many years ago of the Statue of Liberty forcing Harold Wilson on his knees to kiss Lyndon Baines with his trousers down around his ankles.
Must be something in this long standing relationship
Hmmm I think he deserves
Hmmm I think he deserves that Congressional Gold Medal of Honoure for services to the President's right leg humping needs. But lets not get confused with his ability to play dead...roll over...and shake hands....Thats a good boy !
Chris
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