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Iraqi MoD Advice on Dealing with the Local Police: DON'T!

Posted March 30th, 2006 by ringverse
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The ticker tape running on Iraqi TV:

According to RiverBend, it translates as:

"The Ministry of Defense requests that civilians do not comply with the orders of the army or police on nightly patrols unless they are accompanied by coalition forces working in that area."

Meanwhile, in Fantasy Iraq, Defense Secretary John Reid is most impressed with the progress of the Iraqi Militias Security Forces.

"I have been very impressed by the professionalism and restraint shown by the Iraqi security forces in their handling of recent terrorist activities.

"The improving operational effectiveness of the Iraqi security forces will help to give Iraq what the vast majority of the Iraqi people want - a stable and secure future for their country."


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